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Puns on cops

So I’m watching Cops and they’re trying to get 50+ cats out of an abandoned dirty house, the homeowner had them before they left and just left them there. The cops are talking outside later and they are discussing what they will charge the homeowner with “aggravated battery” pipes up one cop “no, aggravated cattery,” says another. You go random cop. It was all worth it just to make the joke.

anyone between the ages of 18 and 25 (via prettyboystyles)

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I’m an adult, but not like a real adult


the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bag despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life

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